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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- If anyone asks you what kind of music you play, tell him 'pop' Don´t tell him 'rock´n´roll' or they won´t even let you in the hotel. ~ Buddy Holly
- rob de nijs: ik was 16 en jij was 98
- Natas pijpt nergens voor 5 €
- The kitchen was less noisy than other parts of the house so you could have a discussion about politics or the latest bands and it was also close to the fridge
- op de markt is je euro 40,3399 frank waard
- Mensen verschillen, smaken verschillen. Dus waarom zou JOUW smaak de juiste zijn?
- Starbucks verbiedt porno op zijn wifi, dus YouPorn verbiedt Starbucks-koffie op zijn kantoren
- Unfortunately I masturbated so much that I went blind and can no longer find my stash. I would ask my guide dog to find it, but he's too busy choosing a wedding dress.
- Kip cola-kop!!
- Vogels die in kooien worden geboren, denken dat vliegen een ziekte is
- What's the loudest fart you've ever heard in public? Mine was at the Long Beach Antique Swapmeet in 1996. I was in the men's room (which was all tile, large and built in the 70's.) I was at the urinal and this guy was in the stall, this fart got louder as he went into it and it reverberated throughout the entire bathroom. This was a large bathroom with about 20 urinals. It literally sounded like an air horn or air raid siren
- treinen rijden op rails niet op tijd
- men meester heefd gezegt dat men spelling slegt is en dat ik teveel foutje's maak
- Krijg je met al dat inpoort volk bij de gemeente
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
