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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. ~ Frank Zappa
- What bothers me the most about flat earthers is they still use North, South, East, and West. The correct terminology would be, Hubward, Rimward, Turnwise, and Widdershins?
- nu breek ik mijn klompvoet
- Sinds 1 januari 2017 is de speed pedelec vanwege de snelheid officieel een bromfiets is.
- DOS error 53 has occurred
- Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- Hoe oninteressanter de persoon, hoe minder grappig de mopjes die erover verteld worden. Vandaar dat je bij Steven Defour een lachband nodig hebt
- chealrtoi on
- I noticed on my bottle of shampoo the instructions "lather, rince, repeat" - could someone tell me when to stop? I have been washing my hair for three weeks now, surely it must be clean
- A storgorksnork is similar to a Nunzakeet, but it works different
- waar rook is kan worst zijn
- What's the loudest fart you've ever heard in public? Mine was at the Long Beach Antique Swapmeet in 1996. I was in the men's room (which was all tile, large and built in the 70's.) I was at the urinal and this guy was in the stall, this fart got louder as he went into it and it reverberated throughout the entire bathroom. This was a large bathroom with about 20 urinals. It literally sounded like an air horn or air raid siren
- Today, at work, as I stood in front of the urinal, I noticed someone had wiped several large, greenish boogers on the wall, one of which still had a nose hair in it. I salute you cleaning staff, I never realized how much shit you had to put up with
- Voor de tweede keer in twee dagen zeiknat geregend. Helemaal super.
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
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