Voeg een dagfeit toe
- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that ever happened, and vice versa. ~ Frank Zappa
- In een hok zitten kippen en konijnen. Samen hebben de dieren 35 koppen en 94 poten. Hoeveel konijnen en hoeveel kippen zitten er in het hok?
- DUIZEND KILO STRONT.... En bloémen... BLOÉMEN!
- Te koop, set van 15 inbussleutels. Van Ikea. Wel allemaal dezelfde maat.
- Hangt van de deur en de rva af, maar desalnietemin: ik haat portiers
- Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they'll upset by the lack of biscuits.
- Tomasic, Brahimovic, Lasic, Vlaovic, geographic, Timovic, Medic, Komljenovic,
- Times are hard at the Il Ow Usi Ess Ark
- Boom! Right up the wrong 'un, you dirty little sequinned cunt.
- My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
- Moet er nog stront zijn?
- Hahahaha daar is dat woord weer... "in"... hahahaa
- Texas Chainsaw Mascara
- They say only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
