Eluterius

Things to do in an elevator

01) When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it was not you.

02) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

03) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

04) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you are on.

05) Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, Hi Greg, how has your day been?"

06) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick it up, then scream, "That is mine!"

07) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

08) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

09) Lay down a Twister-mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear some ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "Okay... Do not panic, they will open again."

15) Swat at flies that are not there.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You are one of THEM!", and back away.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

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