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- I personally donated $2,500 to the Red Cross yesterday Normally I don´ t like to tell how much I donated and to whom, but I felt sometimes it´ s good to share info in the hopes that others will feel inspired to donate whatever they can ~ Moby
- Als je felle diarree hebt, en je laat 'iets' los wanneer je niest, is het lollig als mensen 'gestrondheid' zeggen
- een pinguin maakt nog geen winter
- Ze wilde zo graag verslaafden helpen, maar met een naam als Wiet Van Hennep kwam ze gewoon niet geloofwaardig over
- Eduard Buinstuin, sporadisch treinreiziger uit Latsbergen, poetst één tand nooit. Ook niet tijdens reclame-onderbrekingen
- wat een boer niet kent, weet hij niet
- op de markt is je euro 40,3399 frank waard
- wie niet sterk is moet het zien te worden
- Die anderhalve kilo schorseneren op de vooravond van het gebeuren waren duidelijk niet bevorderlijk geweest voor zijn prestatie.
- Vast en zeker, die leugenachtige media blijven maar doorgaan, er zijn mensen die geloven dat het verslaan van IS alles oplost, die geloven dat de overige moslims nu allemaal John Denver beginnen zinge
- Jij denkt zeker dat je Steve Miller Band!?
- hoer
- als ijsberen met hout sjouwen gaat het winteren
- De staatsburger uit Straatsburg staat burgers te verkopen
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
Some Light Hearted Moments
Gazondabber, 2004-08-14
1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's
breast for half and hour and drinks 2 drops of
milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking
milk after EXPIRY DATE !!
2. Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside.
His finger went to tease wife's pussy.
Wife ask “you want sex”?
Husband answer “No”, just want to wet my finger to turn the page.
3. Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral of story? Whenever there's a wet pussy,
there's a happy cock.
4. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
5. Girls' reaction to penis sizes:
9“ : Oh shit, pain !
7” : Oh yes, shiok !
6“ : Ohhh, perfect !
5” : Ohmm, Ok !
4“ : Push more !
3” : Is it in?
2“ : Idiot ! just use your tongue !
6. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone
rings! ”YES“.. OK, BYE”. She turns to her
lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S
NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
7. 3 Roosters: a normal, a retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
8. What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this
world?
Answer : INTER COURSE.
No matter how many strokes or what style you
play, your balls will never go in !!
9. FACT : Women can get a 2 inch wide penis into
a 1.5 inch vagina in pitchdark, but can't
get a fucking 15 feet car into a 40ft
parking space in broad daylight !!
10. Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to
heaven first? A kid name Johnny reply... the LEGS..
because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING....
11. 3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist......
1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's
breast for half and hour and drinks 2 drops of
milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking
milk after EXPIRY DATE !!
2. Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside.
His finger went to tease wife's pussy.
Wife ask “you want sex”?
Husband answer “No”, just want to wet my finger to turn the page.
3. Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral of story? Whenever there's a wet pussy,
there's a happy cock.
4. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
5. Girls' reaction to penis sizes:
9“ : Oh shit, pain !
7” : Oh yes, shiok !
6“ : Ohhh, perfect !
5” : Ohmm, Ok !
4“ : Push more !
3” : Is it in?
2“ : Idiot ! just use your tongue !
6. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone
rings! ”YES“.. OK, BYE”. She turns to her
lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S
NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
7. 3 Roosters: a normal, a retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
8. What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this
world?
Answer : INTER COURSE.
No matter how many strokes or what style you
play, your balls will never go in !!
9. FACT : Women can get a 2 inch wide penis into
a 1.5 inch vagina in pitchdark, but can't
get a fucking 15 feet car into a 40ft
parking space in broad daylight !!
10. Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to
heaven first? A kid name Johnny reply... the LEGS..
because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING....
11. 3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist......
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