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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- Pop is actually my least favorite kind of music, because it lacks real depth. ~ Christina Aguilera
- Het zijn solden in mijn neus! Nasale opruiming! Alles moet weg!
- Ontmoetingsplek, paarden houden maar dan anders
- It Was a Very Long Conversation but at the End We Didn't Shake Hands
- rood, butt zelf FUCKED!! van Kakken is van zeggen
- Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish?
- Je zou voor minder niet naar Anderlecht willen komen
- Instead Of Helping Those In Need, Let’s Snap A Picture First
- My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
- Ik ben gelukkig nogal slim
- I'm 91 and practicing while sitting on the toilet
- My wife left me because I became a flat earther.... but with a P900 camera I can bring her back!
- Eindelijk: schip dat Suezkanaal drijft weer, maar moeilijkste deel moet nog komen. Zinsbouw.
- Nee Walter, meer scheten laten dan gemiddeld is géén teken van hoge intelligentie
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!