Voeg een dagfeit toe
- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- I've always felt that blues, rock 'n' roll and country are just about a beat apart. ~ Waylon Jennings
- Vrouwen worden sneller volwassen dan mannen. Ze krijgen al borsten op hun 14de. Mannen pas op hun 40
- handen kapot of ik schiet je omhoog
- Annelies is van niets vies.
- Laat het vanuit de diepten van je hele wezen naar voren komen dat het leven zelf jouw leven is
- you have kept 10e alive when things were dry. and with this ingenuity the nomination stands. if this goes uncontested, I am going to have to give you
- Hoesten in de elleboog en scheten laten in de knieholte
- Taal- of schrijffout opgemerkt? Wij ook!
- Er gaat nogal gekakt worden in Mechelen 🤔
- het zijn de witte dagen voor kerst
- My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
- Sommige mensen lijken wel betaald te worden om komma's te gebruiken
- Jim was an interesting man, he learned from his ancestors how to boil water by using his dick to light the fire.
- A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
