Retro - ouwe nest uit het archief!
- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- The Music Was New Black Polished Chrome And Came Over The Summer Like Liquid Night ~ Jim Morrison
- Religie: onderdanig zijn aan idiote wetten die je jezelf oplegt, schrik hebben voor iets wat je jezelf wijsmaakt en jezelf superieur voelen tegenover andersdenkenden
- Ik heb vandaag 'met ne Franse slag' gedweild. J'ai essuyé aujourd'hui avec un coup Française
- Gin moatn, gin moatn, allien mor d'n Bèr, wuk zou kik dun zonder humme?
- Iemand ontscheiferen helpen mij met deze kan mail te? Aan uit niet ik er kan,! Albankt bevast!
- I have said it doesn't times already! Ik heb het al duizend keer gezegd!
- Wokkels op je knokkels
- als ik wit ondergoed draag, kan je na enkele dagen reeds een kleurverschil opmerken
- deelnemen is belangrijker dan meedoen
- laat de amateurs de krisis maar betalen
- Dan is er ook schendig onder de schanner in de kliniek.
- veni vidi vaginalis ( ik kwam en zag dat het kut was)
- zo de waard is vertrouwt hij zijn planten
- beter een kanarie in de hand dan 10 in de slaapkamer
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
They are among us!
My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.
My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee.....
When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a
service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us, they breed, and they vote…....
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