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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- Don't play what's there, play what's not there. ~ Miles Davis
- Terwijl de STVV-speler een fraaie baltoets liet zien, at Fredje puddingtaart op de kokosmat.
- 't was schaan! (het was schandalig)
- wie zijn billen heeft gebrand lag met zijn ding in het zand
- ochtendstond is veel te vroeg
- J'ai créé un nouveau groupe WhatsApp dédié aux adultes. Voici de nombreuses filles célibataires qui ont besoin de sexe, vous pouvez y participer sans dépenser d’argent. Après vous être inscrit, vous pourrez rencontrer toutes les filles que vous aimez jusqu'à présent.
- Eelt kan je ook gewoon met een dunschiller van je voeten schrapen.
- Excuses are like rear ends. Everybody has one and they stink
- In augustus 2021 maakte hij de overstap naar de Belgische eersteklasser Sint-Truidense VV, dat Japanse handen is
- Miljaar dit Standard gaat het lastig krijgen dit seizoen. Precies nog matiger dan vorig seizoen. #stacer Matiger? Slechter bedoelt ge
- Hoesten met een helm op, 10 tips
- beter 1 schaap van de dam dan 10 in de put
- Spaghetti hoor je niet in twee te breken! Je snijdt toch ook geen frieten in twee? Nee, maar frieten zijn dan ook geen 30 cm lang! En fuck you! *krak*
- Sorry dat niet elk kwootje grappig, informatief of op een andere manier nuttig is. Sommige vervelende mensen voegen spam toe.
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
Some Light Hearted Moments
Gazondabber, 2004-08-14
1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's
breast for half and hour and drinks 2 drops of
milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking
milk after EXPIRY DATE !!
2. Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside.
His finger went to tease wife's pussy.
Wife ask “you want sex”?
Husband answer “No”, just want to wet my finger to turn the page.
3. Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral of story? Whenever there's a wet pussy,
there's a happy cock.
4. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
5. Girls' reaction to penis sizes:
9“ : Oh shit, pain !
7” : Oh yes, shiok !
6“ : Ohhh, perfect !
5” : Ohmm, Ok !
4“ : Push more !
3” : Is it in?
2“ : Idiot ! just use your tongue !
6. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone
rings! ”YES“.. OK, BYE”. She turns to her
lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S
NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
7. 3 Roosters: a normal, a retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
8. What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this
world?
Answer : INTER COURSE.
No matter how many strokes or what style you
play, your balls will never go in !!
9. FACT : Women can get a 2 inch wide penis into
a 1.5 inch vagina in pitchdark, but can't
get a fucking 15 feet car into a 40ft
parking space in broad daylight !!
10. Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to
heaven first? A kid name Johnny reply... the LEGS..
because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING....
11. 3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist......
1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's
breast for half and hour and drinks 2 drops of
milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking
milk after EXPIRY DATE !!
2. Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside.
His finger went to tease wife's pussy.
Wife ask “you want sex”?
Husband answer “No”, just want to wet my finger to turn the page.
3. Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral of story? Whenever there's a wet pussy,
there's a happy cock.
4. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
5. Girls' reaction to penis sizes:
9“ : Oh shit, pain !
7” : Oh yes, shiok !
6“ : Ohhh, perfect !
5” : Ohmm, Ok !
4“ : Push more !
3” : Is it in?
2“ : Idiot ! just use your tongue !
6. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone
rings! ”YES“.. OK, BYE”. She turns to her
lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S
NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
7. 3 Roosters: a normal, a retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
8. What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this
world?
Answer : INTER COURSE.
No matter how many strokes or what style you
play, your balls will never go in !!
9. FACT : Women can get a 2 inch wide penis into
a 1.5 inch vagina in pitchdark, but can't
get a fucking 15 feet car into a 40ft
parking space in broad daylight !!
10. Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to
heaven first? A kid name Johnny reply... the LEGS..
because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING....
11. 3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist......
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